uwaah:

neekcreep:

partylikeaprostitute:

Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

omg

except king mickey is never seen with donald or goofy in atlantica

thatmakesyoumyequivalent replied to your post: Wanna sweeten up your love life?

omg

I know right?

I WANT ONE

Wanna sweeten up your love life?

Add some nutella to the bedroom your girl (or boy) will enjoy licking it off you or having it licked off of them. 

judgemilkman:

possessed-by-zest:

unf my fave

Misha, stop toying with my emotions :U

Misha are all those undies really yours? have you been stealing from Jensen again?

slaveforhoran:

Niam revealing their relationship to us.

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I hate when people make gifs like this, i almost think they are real for a minute

myleslz:

and I might just stop using tumblr… (FUCK FACEBOOK)

the feature doesnt even work. i tried it for shits and giggles

is that mac and cheese on a burger?

OOPS THERE GOES MY DIET

ajjizom:

i have two sisters and a brother

do you understand why incest grosses me out 

I have 4 brothers and 3 sisters, but incest doesnt bother me at all

peoplelivehere:

You don’t wanna know what happens in the end, trust.

THE FUCKING MUDGE BOY

THIS MOVIE GOD DAMN

Throw away the key

outrate:

LOCKED UP (GEFANGEN)

Germany, 2004
Director: Jörg Andreas
Stars: Marcel Schlutt, Mike Sale

Available on DVD - order here

When my parents went away for the day my developmentally-disabled cousin and I used to rent cheapie soft-porn videos and we’d watch them in hard-on silence like a pair of losers and so it’s flabbergasting and appalling to see how today, twenty-five years later, such films are marketed to gay audiences as artistically rendered love stories perfect for headlining their city’s next gay and lesbian film festival.

200 American, O Fantasma, and now Gefangen (Locked Up) are part of the turgid sewerage that’s shovelled to the gay market as great films that they simply have to see but what’s worse is how enthusiastically gay consumers take up the bait. Hetero audiences know the difference between films that happen to feature nudity or sex and soft-porn wank films - retrograde gay culture needs to play catch up (as usual) in this regard.

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hey guys, netflix lets you watch softcore porn.

roarykooper:

all i do is sit in my bed and watch dramatic foreign films with my dog and drink screwdrivers with gingersnaps and cry. and you know what? i don’t miss people at all. i’m like a hermit. i get drunk/high as tits and cry like a bitchboy as i watch moments equivalent to that of denny dying on grey’s. i think it is so interesting/amazing/beautiful how easy it is for me to get lost in a movie. i get so emotionally attached and find myself weeping/dying laughing/on the edge of my seat for the entire length of the film to the point where i don’t really remember any actions taking place in reality 

note to self, when watching movies on netflix, always check the tumblr tag for them. you find gems like this

imaprettygnome:

pffffffffffft

if this were a porno the masterball would have a condom in it

(Source: teenwitch)

Just realized my “About me” is almost 2 years old…..

and I have to leave for work soon. no time to change it!

Thunder and Lightning! I fucking LOVE this weather